Sham's Muse

I created Sham's Muse back when I had aspirations to write a poem a day. After posting these two ransom notes, I think I have aspirations again. They're a kind of poetry, I think. Poetry is not exactly my best medium, but I've been reading some Hesiod and my mind is super saturated. I need to drain off some of this mental fluid or I may drown myself.